NAME: FREAKY FREDDY

DAY JOB: I am the shopkeeper in the Variety Store as well as a man of many talents.

AGE: I have been around for longer then you may think.

FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR: Fall because it's not too Hot, not too cold, it is right in the middle.

HOBBIES: I like to talk to invisible and non invisible people and animals, walk my dog, Halloween collecting, toys, jokes.

PROBLEMS: I always order too much stock for the store in the winter.

FAVOURITE BANDS: Clutch, Six Feet Under, Pantera, Danzig,White Zombie, Zombie, Fear Factory, Sepultura, Soulfly, Tool, Type O Negative, Alice in Chains

FAVORITE MOVIES: The Goonnies

FREAKY FACT: I have things in my store that would make you do a number 1 and a very SERIOUS number 2 in Your PANTS.

WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE: One time I was cleaning the customer shitter and a poo monster popped out and started to attack me.(Show short video)

WORDS OF ADVICE: Never drink and drive. If you drink then Drink Coffee become a softy and call a cab.

WORDS OF WISDOM: Treat people with respect, be nice until it's time not to be nice, when faced with violence put them in a hospital before they put you in one. Keep an eye out for people with bad attitudes they usually dress in baggy cloths and talk like Yo Guy, but they all are in many shapes and forms.

VALUED TRAITS : Friendship, Support, Respect, honesty, comradery.

DISSLIKES : Dirty customers that make a mess in the store.

GOAL IN LIFE: To one day get my shipment in of mutant raccoons from Zelda Planet 9