NAME : Mike
DAY JOB : I work in a dung heap.
AGE : I have been around for longer then you may think.
FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR : Summer time.
HOBBIES : Ballroom Dancing, walks in the park and forest, sight seeing, play video games, masturbate talk about because nothing beats a conversation about masturbation)
PROBLEMS : I am a CRONIC masturbator.
FAVOURITE BANDS : Clutch, Six Feet Under, Pantera, Danzig,White Zombie, Zombie, Fear Factory, Sepultura, Soulfly, Tool, Type O Negative, Alice in Chains
FAVORITE MOVIES :
FREAKY FACT : Internet porn was made for ugly people like you and me for masturbation purposes.
WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE : True story, one time Marry jane was so upset with me over something that she kneed me in the nuts so hard I flew 20 feet in the air and fell down like a 24 case of beer.
WORDS OF ADVICE : Sometimes Mary Jane has a lot of guts but watch out when she knees you in the nuts.
WORDS OF WISDOM : Be thankful for what you have because there is always someone out there who has it worse.
VALUED TRAITS : Friendship, Respect, honesty.
DISSLIKES : When Mary Jane losses air, she can be a real pain to blow up again.
GOAL IN LIFE :To one day Marry the one I love. (But until then i will be with Marry Jane.)