NAME : Mr. Ace

DAY JOB : Cleaning up peoples lives, and sucking on glass tits.

AGE : I have been around for longer then you may think.

FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR : Spring cleaning season.

HOBBIES : I will have to admit that I am a huge card slut. And I watch movies.

PROBLEMS : Every time I clean up my room those damn gnomes keep messing it up again, plus I find drunk ones laying on my bed!

FAVOURITE BANDS : Iron Maiden, Clutch, and all heavy metal.

FAVORITE MOVIES : Friday the 13th, Superman, Phantasm, Evil Dead, Hard Boiled, Return of the Living Dead 3, Bride of Frankenstein and Baron Munchausen.

WHO DO YOU ROUTE FOR IN THE MOVIES ? : Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Ash (from evil dead), Jason Voorhees, Ewoks, Gremlins and any other cool good guy or bad guy! (except for Jawas, they are too sneaky)

FREAKY FACT : One day I woke up and shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know. Ask Groucho Marx how!

WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE : One day I was walking around and fell into a sewer! Once there I found the secret hiding place of the gnomes and their buried treasure. I tried to steal the treasure for myself, but the gnomes got me and gave me a bunch of nooggies. I'll get you, you dirty gnomes!

WORDS OF ADVICE : Aces go places!

WORDS OF WISDOM : Treat everyone the way you want to be treated.

VALUED TRAITS : Loyalty, honesty, cleanliness, intelligence and creativity.

DISSLIKES : People who think they are above others, and liars.

GOAL IN LIFE : To watch all the Friday the 13th movies in a row!